Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation.
Access options:
- gift link — registration required
- archive.is — sometimes modifies archived pages
There’s already a brand name for when you fark things up permanently: Trump. They’re not changing their company name for him.
Remember when they were foaming at the mouth over Biden having dementia?
The Biden crime family you mean? 😏
Something something Burisma
I mean that dong is criminally big. Probably why they hate him so much.
Been seeing a lot of obsession over the size of govt leaders leaders lately. You lot ok?
No
Fair enough.
It’s ALWAYS projection!
But he tripped up the stairs once!
Every time I see a clip of Trump walking down the steps off Air Force One, I find myself praying to a god that I know doesn’t exist that he falls face first and dies on live TV… I guess there really are no atheists in a foxhole lol
I mean, dementia is your brain not being able to recall your life, or in some cases stuck in a certain time period in your mind despite it being decades later.
What trump is, is just a narcsisist, and a liar. Super easy to punch in the face without feelings of guilt.
I mean, dementia is your brain not being able to recall your life, or in some cases stuck in a certain time period in your mind despite it being decades later.
This is completely incorrect. Not only are there many types of dementia, with Alzheimer’s being the most common, but the memory problems common to dementia are not at all specific to recalling “your life”. Alzheimer’s symptoms:
difficulty in finding the right word, difficulties with visuospatial ability, and impaired reasoning and judgment. In later stages the symptoms become more severe, and include greater confusion, and changes in behavior.
Here are just a couple examples that I can remember off the top of my head and quickly find online of Trump exhibiting dementia symptoms. There are literally dozens of examples publicly documented, and likely countless that have occurred behind closed doors or been covered up.
Sharpies are not pens. Sharpies are markers which are closer to signing everything with a crayon.
The ones trump uses are definitely not. But the Sharpie brand does sell pens as well now.
They are really nice pens to write with, tbf.
They are good pens but even if he heard of their pens he would still be signing in bold with a marker. If you asked anyone to go buy you a Sharpie you will wind up with a marker when they get back.
They’re also much easier to hold and use for someone with motor issues, especially the big ones.
Sharpies are not pens. Sharpies are markers
Which is short for “marker pens”.
Which is short for “marker penis”
He’s negotiating with the voices in his head
Are we actually sure Trump isn’t just an LLM these days? The amount of complete fabrication and nonsense being spewed with such confidence is eerily reminiscent of AI hallucination.
LLM would be a major improvement. If he is, he’s stuck on GPT 0.5
His confabulation is becoming more obvious.
I’d rather he save the country billions (or trillions) of dollars by cutting back on golfing excursions, stopping all the corruption going on in his cabinet, and oh yeah, not bombing brown babies in foreign countries.
I love Sharpie. But I can find something else if they cut some Trump deal.
As far as anybody can tell, he made the whole thing up. The sharpies for signing are real, but likely are standard sharpies that somebody silk-screened a logo onto.
Why they dry out within hours, smudge nonstop, not even a good shade of black, wipe clean with hand sanitizer on hard surfaces, and bleed to Illegibility on paper. Literal bad at everything they are the maga of pens.
Only on Lemmy would someone get indignant about pens…. you don’t have to love Sharpie, just accept that the world includes some who do. It’s ok.
Hold up, you’re saying they wipe off when cleaned with strong alcohol based cleaning solution? Weird.
“strong alchol based cleaning solution” lol how is kindergarten going for you? You’ll get it this this time foe sho.
Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it’s also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.
Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of “being the first guy to fall asleep at the party” so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.
