homes

And Trump pardoned them

They get pardoned by Trump

That’s not how that works

Tell that to the January 6thers.

Oh, hell

Too bad. He’s been a pretty good governor. Especially there for Minnesotans when they need him.

Yeah, your tech is now under the control of Donald Trump. That’s the issue.

Although the jury is still out as to whether Bad Bunny is gay or not, he has announced that he is going to perform the halftime show wearing a dress, in solidarity with Puerto Rico‘s rich history of drag queens.

So, yeah. That.

It would be best if they left earth

YO WASSUP ORLANDO!

No fucking shit

Some copywriter had a field day with this headline

Yeah, I’m sure they do

In solidarity, I will also do nothing on the 23rd

As horrifying as this is, I just assumed it was far worse at this point. This is actually good news in that it’s not quite as bad as I thought.

Sadly, it’s gonna get “that bad” whether I like it or not

He’s a peace prize winner now! Therefore, he gets to decide what constitutes “peace“.

last straw

Really?

No. Because now we’re talking about Caesar crossing the Rubicon. Even the ancient Romans would have seen this as a logical progression of the conversation.

Should be?

Seriously?

We’re way past the Rubicon. The army is breaking through the city gates.

I’ve seen that porn. It’s really hot. Federal agents and local cops going to town on each other? Oh yeah…

But the White House chief of staff should have more important things on his mind!

Psychopathy is a severe mental illness.

“Insane” is contemporaneously used as a colloquial term. Its use in the field of mental health is antiquated.

I wonder how many different ways these other countries can say “go fuck yourself” in their various language languages.