I miss the days when satire was fake
This guy does not believe in germ theory, he believes in TERRAIN Theory. So of coarse he is not scared of germs.
According to terrain theory, germs don’t cause disease – it’s your body’s failure to maintain internal purity. If you’re healthy enough, pathogens can’t hurt you.
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/your-terrain-your-fault-germ-theory-denial-2025/
Good thing I ate all that dirt as a child, got my body terrain boosted early!
They now recommend packing feces directly into the mucous membranes so that you have a healthy immunity to strangers shit particles when you snort coke as your childhood blossoms into adulthood. Also helps if you only consume animals, roadkill is fine, builds immunity to brainworms so your brain tissue can simply kill them off later.
Hey! As an aside - “of coarse” is incorrect, you’re looking for “of course” :)
“Coarse” refers to the size of particulates like how big each piece of sand is. Coarse is larger bits of sand, making it rougher.
The body has a way of shutting it down. Especially if its illegitimate rape.
He still does, but he used to to.
Mitch Hedberg has entered the chat
Mitch Hedberg would be a better secretary of health, and he’s dead.
Literally doing nothing is better than doing a whole lot of net harm.
The guy who got brain worms by eating roadkill isn’t afraid of germs?!? No way.
This dude’s on auto-pilot. The brainworm took the helm.
Maybe the real brainworms was the cocaine we snorted along the way
Ive done more cocaine than the average person, sadly, and I’ve been in some wild circles. Never have I snorted cocaine from a toilet seat. The cistern sure but the seat come on bro.
Exactly. The back of the toilet—sure. Very common. It’s basically a little table. Also great for smashing adderall on for snorting.
Who the fuck would snort something off a toilet seat? Why would you want to bend down that far? It makes no sense. These guys are full of shit no matter what they are talking about.
Really? Why? Wouldn’t you have a perfectly good and slightly less gross bathroom counter?
You usually do this to be “discreet.” I don’t make the rules. People have been doing this forever.
Oh it just hit me you’re talking like a public bathroom, that makes more sense.
Sorry most of my drug-doing is weed and psyches XP.
Exactly it’s logistically harder than just using the back.
I am NOT the guy to talk to about drugs but there have been toilets without their own tanks for a long time.
In that situation you use the other side of your hand or a key. Keys can have the side effect of jamming up locks though.
Oh yea, I’m fully on board with find literally anything else haha
No shit. He literally doesn’t believe in germ theory. He’s a moron.
Glad the dude swimming in sewage run off, doing cocaine from toilet seats, and had a parasitic brain worm is in charge of our health
But the other person was fat and trans! /j
The thing about germs is that they can’t smell your fear. They harm indiscriminately.
Fascists think germs harm the weak, who should die to purify the gene pool, and not the genetically superior and strong. And fascists always think they are among the superior, strong ones. Everything this administration does makes sense if you assume fascist eugenics are behind it.
Y’know, i feel like if anything it would be the other way around; the wealthy who live in bubbles don’t get exposed to jack shit and die from a stiff breeze
Too bad most of them have to wear swim shirts at the beach.
Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach. Blox kills indiscriminately! https://youtu.be/pJztwXaho00
I’m just imagining Bobby on his knees, snorting a rail off a shit smeared toilet seat, all while a perfectly clean countertop is literally right next to him. Kind of easy to imagine, considering what a fucking dumbass this guy is.
Also, whose got enough money for coke but not a small mirror, or a CD case, or a shiny book cover, or… Shit I’m telling in myself aren’t I?
At least I never did it off a fucking toilet seat! Eww dude!
Bobby the type of mother fucker to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. Nasty bitch.
Even just the screen of a phone. Super stable geniuses, the lot of 'em!
i mean, i’ve heard phone screens are legitimately horrendous for hygiene, which i wouldn’t be surprised by (no real evidence provided)
You press it against your face, put it face down on the table, shove it in your pocket, and then rub your fingers all over it…
Who am I kidding? Most people just rub their fingers all over it all day and also don’t wash their hands. Phones can be a wonderland for germs.
Checking back in a day later. Who the fucking fuck down voted this‽
Virtually every comment I’ve made has 1-2 downvotes, this is just how Lemmy rolls. Doesn’t really matter the content.
The onion can’t compete with this
They are having a hard time finding a implausible story.
Actual question: isn’t he admitting to a crime?
It’s cute that you think that still matters.
When you’re a sentient accumulation of germs and parasites, I’m sure a few more don’t scare you
Spoiler for the end of the game
spoiler
This thing becomes human at the end of the game, so there’s you answer___
Oh lol I need to pick it up again
I really did think this was an onion headline at first. This is a better anti-drug PSA than anything DARE did, since this guy clearly has stimulant abuse-induced brain damage.
That’s not the flex you think it is, dude
