I thought he was going to fix the economy on ‘day one’. [looks at watch]

Just bear in mind that whenever Trump refers to ‘America’ or ‘the nation’ he’s only referring to himself. Everything makes much more sense when you remember that.

That’s gonna be a loooooong nap.

What is a GOP moderate?

It’s purely a marketing term.

Meanwhile, they didn’t bat an eye at the I.C.E. budget.

Don’t forget crypto-scams and quid-pro-quo pardons.

Will it, though?