Which will be fuller? The drunk tank, the sti test clinic, or er?

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When does the coming happen? Asking for a friend. A highly unsatisfied friend.

Edit: i just noticed how this joke might be taken. Before the unsolicited offers and pictures come rolling in, thought I should make clear that A) this was entirely a joke, a complete fabrication, and B) that I’m a dude. Please don’t send me pictures of your unimpressive dicks. I’ll post them online.

How the fuck is this reality

"White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Thursday that the president wears bandages on the back of his hand because he’s “literally constantly shaking hands.”

As if that were even a slightly reasonable explanation.