> be me
> have money
> like “i can get away with pedophilia” money
> can get any woman i want
> lil’ me won’t get hard
> gold digger says it’s ok, i can hear her laugh
> everyone giggles when i’m around
> hear rumors of how i was cheated by every gf and wife
> time to fix this shit
> coke’n cialis combo
> get dick surgery
> get ready for the pornstar dick, bitches!
> unlicensed medics
> forgot to tell them i was high af
> die in surgery\Guess this needs to be updated?

Moisés Saba Masri: A prominent Mexican billionaire businessman, his wife, son, and daughter-in-law, along with the pilot, died in a helicopter crash in heavy fog on the outskirts of Mexico City in January 2010. The helicopter’s tail reportedly hit a house and its blades struck a tree.
One less, one less 🎉🎉🎉
Lol. smol peepee
Ffs, just buy a dodge ram
I’d rather they die trying to enlarge their small peepee than ruin our cities with their trucks
Or a Corvette.
LMAO
Oh noooooo
So does anyone have any good recipes for muffins I’ve been in a muffin mood lately
I don’t get it. If you are a billionaire, you’d have women (or men, whatever you like) throwing themselves at your junk. Why take the risk? You won at life, just enjoy banging everything that moves my dude. You could have a micro penis and still have people begging to do ungodly perverted things to it if you have that kind of money. Never satisfied I guess.
Because gender affirming care, or rather needing it, is so strong.
It’s because a normal person would hit a few tens of millions and call it a day, retire, spend time with their family. The internal drive that creates a billionaire also prevents them from ever being happy or satisfied in any meaningful way. I think it’s similar to how a psychopath is incapable of empathy, it’s pathological.
I have a theory that very few, if any, of these people are happy.
Why aren’t the surgeons being paraded like luigi.
Ok I read it. Here’s the basics. Dude had a heart problem and an ulcer. He goes to this clinic a couple times a year for injections. This time he suffered abdominal pain and told the surgeons to call medical services. They did but it seemed like it was probably the ulcer so no one was dispatched. He tells them to proceed. Later he suffered a heart attack and emergency services are contacted again. An autopsy revealed it was not related to the procedure but rather to a chronic condition and drugs he was taking. The surgeons were punished because they were not licensed to practice in France despite doing it for a couple of decades.
Still in my humble opinion the timing seems sus.
Just keep trying penis surgeons. You’ll get it right one of these days.
In heaven/hell:
Anonymous: Hey, you’re a new one. How did you die?
Ehud: Well… That’s a short story that supposed to become longer, but it hasn’t.
o7 surgeons and o7 dipshit who kept taking sketchy pills before surgery
Lol, didn’t elon lose his ducks usability to this?
A good start.
Another one bites the dust!
I will take that









