You do realize why we’re scrambling to get a European credit card, right? I mean what’s going to stop us from cutting Americans off when Trump decides to invade San Marino?

Can we agree that Epstein knew too much, and was silenced? Either by being suicided or by being smuggled out of prison, while leaving a stand-in dead guy with strangulation marks.

If can discard the Elvis theory, and agree that Epstein died in the cell, and that his death wasn’t voluntary, then maybe look at who else died. I mean, if you want to kill some high profile person, then you don’t want to be connected to that event. So you hire somebody, and then kill them afterwards.

Take Jack Ruby shooting Oswald, or the guy who shot at the audience next to Trump (sorry, but I don’t buy him missing with an ar15 at that range, I’m definitely not a great shot, but when I train at 200m I get 10/10 in center mass from a prone position). You don’t want to leave the shooter alive.

So look at who else croaked in the days following Epstein. Any guards missing? Fellow inmates?

IDK, IANAL and all that, but super gluing severed penises onto your body at random places may go a long way in arguing insanity.

If you are in the buckets category, then pls don’t make us accessories to your crimes.

If you have attached dicks to your torso, then don’t worry, you’ll still get what you can interpret as deference from people. It won’t be, but it’ll seem like respect.

people will never respect you until you have 2 kg of dick.

… that’s an integrated part of your body and in the form of a single dick looking appendage.

We don’t want buckets of dick strewn around, nor random dicks attached to the torso.

I don’t disagree, but have you seen what a bulldozer goes for? Guns are expensive, but a dirt cheap cobot arm with a 9mm and extended mag, will be a tenth or less.

Oh please, all the robots need is a light intensity sensor, some simple targeting, and a gun actuator, and they can do “policing” even more effectively than ICE. Maybe a speaker to play a token warning message before firing. You know something like “HALT! Show your identity papers, you have 10 seconds to comply, 9, 8, 7”

Movement comes later, once all the immigrants have figured out where the robots are planted.

With the current president, that wouldn’t solve anything. And seeing how he’s probably going to be president for life, I don’t see how this is going to be better anytime soon.

Yeah, I think the thought went on sort of a little walk there. It started out by just getting good ol’ regular sodomized, but then the thought stumbled over “I guess getting a dick in my output port isn’t bad enough, to convey the intensity of my desire for punching the dude in his stupid lying face” thus we end up with me getting a pineapple up my rectum.

But then again we shouldn’t rule anything out, rule 34 and all

If I got to piss off that orange rapist you could suspend me too. Heck, I’m a straight man, but you could sodomize me with a pineapple in exchange for getting a solid punch in his face.

When was that? Based on life events I’ve reconstructed this timeline of my hangout sites

• late 1990s to mid 2000s was slahdot
• around 2006ish digg came into my life and was great for a some years. At least for memes and generic dopamining on funny pictures. I think I hung around until about 2014 or so, while spicing it up with cracked.com
• 2014ish 9GAG started having more of my type of content. After a few years 9GAG became just automated reposts of r/funny, and talking about that got you censored. Kinda like what reddit is doing now.
• 2017ish I switched to reddit, when 9GAG just became too embarrassingly bad.
• july 21st 2023 I started trying to figure out lemmy. BTW u/spez is a pedophile piss baby.

Maybe I was just trailing behind you others. Was I the one to ruin your experience? Why would you accuse me of that you insensitive clod? Anyway, in that case I’ll go eat crayons in the corner and shitpost on .ml

You know, this may become really heated. I mean we might even see Democrats contemplate thinking about drafting a strongly worded letter!