No that’s Cysco. You’re thinking of the captain from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

I’m usually too lazy when it comes to canceling things, but I canceled Game Pass right away. $30 per month is just offensive.

Depends. What’s her sexual orientation?

Tried that. During the last step it switches back to mobile mode and gives a 404 error.

Sorry, I meant mobile browser. I don’t use a PC.

I tried switching to desktop mode on my phone and it switched back to mobile during the last step and gave me a 404 error. I don’t use a PC.

So oh well.

Figured I’d sign up to preserve my username just in case, but it doesn’t work without an app. Oh well.

These sites are supposed to be gateways to the internet. Why the fuck would you put that in any app other than a browser?

If people can’t afford cars, they’ll just create subsidies using middle class tax money.

That wasn’t even stupidity. He just realized partway through the sentence that he didn’t want there to be an audio clip of him saying “shame on me.” So he tried to change it and made it so much worse.

If anything this makes him more relatable.