Nah, astronauts are hella expensive.

Quark and Rom wound up in Roswell in 1947. Quark found Americans to be perfect customers. “If they’ll buy poison, they’ll buy anything!”

I’ll make you wet. Wait, that came out wrong

I’m subscribed to a skeleton themed shit posting account’s merch advertisements. I don’t think I’ve ever bought anything but his shirts are literally just shitposts. It’s nice to still get weird twitter humor without having to touch twitter.

They mean it’s hard to find anyone who will cop to voting for W. Everyone in the United States thinks the Iraq War was a bad idea, and nobody supported it at the time if you take their word for it.

How do I know they cheated? Because we cheated and they beat us!

Same place as the bill of rights.

I understood your comment on first read. I have no idea what is wrong with these people.

It doesn’t matter what you call it. You can’t do the United States but better. It will make the United States look bad. You must fail. The imperial hegemony demands it.

I dunno, are you fedposting? 🤨

But nah that wasn’t my implication. Just that starting a micronation that’s “the United States but better” would certainly attract some attention.

The CIA would like to know your location

I wish the anti woke brigade would fuck off, because I have my own problems with the show that have nothing to do with casting choices and I hate that valid criticism of the show can come off online as carrying water for them.

And here I was thinking that NOT getting strung up by an angry mob is what makes a good politician

If you don’t print very often and you want color, inkjet is terrible because of the short lifespan of the cartridges. Your library will probably have a printing service available for cheap or free. I think mine does color too. I get $35 of print credit every month just for living in the county. Otherwise there’s always commercial print shops like FedEx.

Android uses a modified version of the Linux kernel.

What is the constitutional way of states removing themselves from the federal government?

Oh, looks like the search for their spines was called off.

hello fellow acollierastro viewer

Tangential, but ironically the only used laptops (e: for repair) you can buy right now that haven’t been gutted for RAM and NVME are macbooks and similar that have everything soldered onto the motherboard.