The idea that Americans might have to do something to fix their country? Unthinkable, clearly a joke. Good luck.

Which American are you?

1. “We can’t fight back because then the Nazis will take the opportunity to punish us harder”

2. “it’s not as EASY as you seem to think”

3. “Yeah, well what have YOU done??”

4. “Did you not see the VERY effective and not-at-all-a-huge-joke No Kings protests?”

5. “Keyboard warrior!”

6. “I can’t have principles, I might lose the shitty job I hate!”

7. “I believe that every historical revolutionary to whom I owe my prosperity was a Disney character with no family or livelihood at stake and who never really had to risk anything because in my child-brain their victory was guaranteed.”****