Suuuure, Liar

John de Lancy would care to make things spicier

IYKYK

That’s very optimistic of you.

The one thing humanity has proved to me in my lifetime is that we will never achieve lofty goals like autonomous flying cars.

“Not fully FAA certified” lol

Around the same time we have fully autonomous driving teslas, right?

#doubt

I guarantee there’s so much pressure on those engineers to deliver code that they rubber stamp a ton of it with the intention of “fixing it later”

Source: I’ve worked in software for 20+ years and know a lot of folks working for and who have worked for Amazon

I’ll bust his kneecaps so he’s short enough!

Just a JOKE (I guess)

You can pry my sons from my cold dead hands. Send Trump and his kids!

They created the solution with no problem. Now they’re making problems up.

A draft dodger just like his grandfather

Isn’t this how 9/11 was brought about?

Fuck that draft dodger. He should send his kid to die over there.

Fuck you too! ;)

That’s just crazy talk

Bless your heart

His poor wife

You both misspelled “I have a tiny penis” or “I’m a huge internet troll”

Yo!

I’m feeling large and in charge right now!

“Chef, where can I find the clitoris?”

“Well, Stanley. In this man’s pants is something resembling that”

“Like a business”