shouldve just stuck making reality slop, its big money very low effort fits your style.
Sounds great, bud! Do it!
Pretty sure he wants to just resign so Vance can pardon him.
I’d let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he’d resign
I’m talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don’t care. I just want the shit to stop.
What’s your policy on just standing there and idly dancing for 45 minutes?
If it’s YMCA he’s dancing to, I’ll have the oxygen tank ready
What’s your policy on microphone blowjobs and slurs?
The more, the merrier. Who doesn’t love a blowjob? I know Bill Clinton does!
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Nothing he rambles means anything, it’s so tiring to be bombarded by it every single day.
Well, I can’t wait to watch the Kennedy Awards.
Trump: -burns down the everything- “I’m bored. Let’s bring back the apprentice”
Yes, please quit
It’ll be great to one day be able to wake up without the smell of his diaper everywhere. Every morning I look forward to that one headline, and every day I’m left disappointed.
I mean. If it gets him out of politics, I’m sure we can get him an off-mainstreet theater in Branson.
(I know he’s full of shit, like always, but I can snicker, can’t I?)
I suppose it wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to a president in a theatre.
I don’t know man…with all the shrinkflation, full size snickers are almost what halloween size was when I was a kid. And costs 6x what full size bars used to.
Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?
It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
russia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.
They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.
We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.
He’s already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he’ll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn’t do immeasurable damage to the country…
I hate how everyone treats Budh like a jolly lovable old grandpa.
And not…you know…A FUCKING WARMONGER!!!
He thinks… If he lives long enough to enjoy it. But history though written by the victors is edited by those who lived longer.
we are now in an age where history will contain more facts than pesonal views. we have the annual fed reports showing he was bad for the economy. we have all the police and judiciary reports showing all his crimes along with video of him admitting it. and we have archived tweets of him being a fucking moron.
You can’t rewrite history when the internet never forgets.
The internet foesn’t forget, but half the country refuse to believe anything not told to them by fox news. Thats how they know what their opinions are.
trump is worried about his legacy, what they write in history books. he won’t be remembered fondly.
Please.
We can get a couple hundred actors a couple times a week in different cities for “events”.
I volunteer as a tribute. I will listen to four hours on Arnold Palmer’s dick if it means this guy stops being president.
We can get him some audience dressed in orange at a facility with 24/7 service
