resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoTrump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performancewww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1251arrow-down1external-linkTrump suggests quitting as president and making ‘hosting a full time job’ as he gushes over his Kennedy Center performancewww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square39linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoAre we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass? It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agorussia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.
minus-squaremuusemuuse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThey absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious. We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.
Are we certain he hasn’t already died and they shoved an animatronic chat bot up his ass?
It would explain a lot. Including the smell.
russia has replaced as a cyborg/renaminated corpse bot.
They absolutely will pull a Weekend at Bernie’s with trumps corpse but like every else republicans do, it will be dumb and obvious.
We will all know when Trump finally dies. Hell, we’ll probably know before he does.