Sounds like he’s just the man for the job! And the timing would be great too!

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    Is that why he’s moving defensive weapons out of South Korea and sending them to Israel? May as well offer South Korea to North Korea, give Ukraine to Russia, and give Taiwan to China all so he can hide from the Epstein files. I hate this timeline.

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    Yeah, he has such a great track record. Maybe they could trick him into clearing mines in the DMZ, do both sides (and the rest of the world) a favor.

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    Like he is the one who ends the Ukraine war within a day? Or the one who does not start a war?

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    Just like how he opened the Iraqi oil fields, ended the palestinian genocide, toppled Maduro’s regime, and brokered a permanent treaty in Ukraine. /sarcasm

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      12 hours ago

      Well he did bankrupt 4 casinos…that place where, you know statistically, the “house always wins”.

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    So how many fronts is the US going to to be operating now? How long will it be able to run this, economically, before it collapses?

    Can’t be far off now

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      Not long. We’re already burning $1-2B per day on Iran, most of that being highly expensive and hard to replace munitions and fuel. Eventually the people we can borrow money from will stop lending (we’re already borrowing billions a month to keep things afloat as is).

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    You see, he needs something to distract from his iran failure that he needed to distract from him fucking kids, that he needed to distract from hrim demolishing the white house, that je needed to distract from his tarifs wrecking the us economy, that he needed to distract from his racissm, that he needed to distract from the sorry excuse of a human being he is.