• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    1 month ago

    Trump leaned back in his chair and remarked: “You can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”

    Like what? It’s not like anyone has any influence over their shoe size. How dumb do you have to be to think that shoe size makes any difference in a person’s life?

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      1 month ago

      This just sounds like he purposely ordered his like 6 sizes bigger than everyone else’s and is flopping about in some Sideshow Bob ass monstrosities just to try and convince everyone he has a big dick.

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      1 month ago

      Based on my son, who wears size 14 shoes, it correlates closely with hand size. I have no idea if it relates to anything else and I’m not going to ask.

      Of course it’s well-known that Trump is sensitive about his tiny chubby hands, so he’s probably got the same neurosis about his feet.

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      1 month ago

      Remember it’s always a confession from him. So he’s screaming here that he wears shoes 4 sizes too large and has the inside modified to fit him. Because he has a weird little dink in his diaper.

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      1 month ago

      Shoe size does make a difference. Walk a mile in clown shoes and you’ll know what it’s like to be the sitting/always standing at weird angles president.