Figured it wasn’t gonna be that specifically when he announced the speech by saying “the best is yet to come”. Even the warhawkiest war hawks wouldn’t refer to war as “good times ahead”; they generally go with ‘unavoidable’ or ‘necessary’ or some ‘I am very badass’ murica type shit. That being said, I was pretty concerned he was going to announce a whole array of new and interesting human rights violations.

Him jerking himself off for 20 minutes like we got was honestly kind of the best case scenario.

Well, second best anyway. Him having the other kind of stroke live on air would have been the actual best case.

Nothing, but in fairness that may be due to the fact that he’s not IN office until next month.