Doesn’t the name “Al-Qaeda” translate to “the base”?

It’s so adorable that you think Democrats might ever actually do anything if they got power. Enjoy your cookie.

These days I keep forgetting the App Store is a thing. That’s how important apps are to me anymore. Also, fuck apple for being the tacky soulless corporate monster that it always used to make fun of.

This is exactly the kind of symbolic trivia that establishment Democrats are going to fight for so that they can pretend to themselves and others that they hold beliefs and are accomplishing something all while having no principles and doing nothing substantive.

This has “green m&m” energy all over it. We truly live on the dumbest timeline with dumbest rulers imaginable. https://youtu.be/IT1HAiQy3Io

Barron trump looks like that guy in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. Remember when ‘Blaster’ of ‘Master Blaster’ fame got his shit kicked in and the mask fell off and it turned out the dude was just this sweaty pale simpleton that you instantly pitied? Barron looks just like the guy.

I don’t know if this happens, or if it doesn’t. There should be zero tolerance for even joking about this. The only thing that I will assert is this: If this happens, and some combination of: another branch of government, state governments, the public, law enforcement, the military, and the media, don’t immediately halt everything and throw his as in out, then the United States is over. I don’t mean ‘over’as a descriptor for decline. I mean it’s just immediately done. There is no nation, there are no laws and we have no constitution. The entire project ceases to exist immediately.