Rose

Gustav Adolf: “All right, who’s responsible? I’ll have them beheaded for this!”
[Sees his own signature on the blueprints]
“Uh, um, I guess this was actually no one’s fault, when you really think about it”

Yeah, that sounds like something Trump would do.

Only thing is, nobody would want to raise this wreck. It’d immediately get raided by a crack team of North Korean gold thief divers.

One of my recent software projects has an “ignore” list feature, but I guess I have to update the terminology to “include/exclude” if that means chuds will stay away.