I do want it at least clonable over https

Interesting, though this seems to only be a UI, not a server

It seems designed for like teams of people. They both have like admin interfaces, which I can’t ever imagine for my use case.

I’m sure I could get it running, I just dislike using tools that are significantly more complex than I need.

I don’t know a ton about Gitea, but I’ve recently starting looking for a simple git server + decent web UI

Gitea and Forgejo are the main recommended ones, but they both seem overly complex. (3D File previews?? Who needs that?)