Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.

She saw the brake lights, but not in time.

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick.

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.

She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children.

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.

The old apple revels in its authority.

The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.

I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles.

The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused.

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there.

She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self.

Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended.

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.

I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.

The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.

Purple is the best city in the forest.