Oh Republicans. “Investigate it”, really? It sounds like you just want to watch it again. You don’t have to call it an investigation.

It’s just a jump to the left!

Nah, I don’t think I will.

Disgusting

Ousted off a bridge into the Mississippi River?

Meet me on the playground after school lil’ Stevie. After I pummel your Nosferatu-looking face, I’ll rightfully be the proud new owner of all of the possessions that were once yours.

I think we’re well past impeachment as a punishment.