Hmm. I don’t remember reading about anyone in, say, the Department of Agriculture sending an army of unhinged nazi-wannabes into cities to murder people, kidnap children to traffick for God-knows-what hideous purpose, bash people, mace people, gas people. I mean, I could be wrong. Some folks get pretty serious about soybeans …

But … but literally nobody wants this. Nobody. Even the people who created it went home and gave themselves an uppercut.

So you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!

The wet is the oil. The dry is the meat.

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RFK Jr-approved!

TIL plants aren’t alive.

She should tell them to butt out.

Or XOFF

So … he wants blood donated by inbred morons who make stupid decisions heedless of scientific evidence? Hurr! Yeah! Pyurblud! Pyurblud!!!

But they don’t say you can’t draw a little Hitler moustache on his picture.

Perhaps he should just kinda … go there. Meet with the heads of the cartels personally. Have an informal dialogue. Just him, and Vance, and Hegseth, and Noem …

Donny. Donny, using the military would be an act of war, Donny. It would make the US the bad guys, Donny. You don’t want to tarnish that sterling legacy of yours, do you?

Oh, wait.

Any more filler and botox, she won’t be able to open it at all.

Halligan: “Well, Judge, in this administration, we typically ignore judges who rule against us”.

What are you doing?

They’re not paid to represent voters.

Although … if voters crowdfunded a few billion for a bribe, Trump would probably throw them a bone!

Wow. Who knew he wore makeup?!

Ah, well. So long as something pisses him off, I’m happy.