doug

They’re not fake, it’s a real dollhouse

I’m below 45 but I’m gonna try and talk my doctor into letting me get a test early for no reason other than my being paranoid. I’ve had a few hemorrhoids and my bowels smell odder than usual despite following the same diet, so I just wanna see what my options are.

I’ve been rewatching Futurama for background noise while cooking and RFK absolutely feels 1:1 like he’s got a brain slug with the advice he’s been dispensing.

“The wheels of justice turn slow.”

Well the wheels of fascism turn fast and this isn’t exactly a tortoise and hare situation.

Iirc Ring cameras opt you into sharing your feed with the cops. Lotta reasons not to use ‘em.

So backing this fascist regime isn’t helping their business?

I can’t “live with it” if I’m getting shot you fuck— he picked those words precisely to make that tease.

Didn’t this happen with an iPhone a few years back? FBI couldn’t get into a suspect’s phone, Apple stood firm publicly, but then somehow the FBI got in anyway? Maybe I’m misremembering.

I recently learned there was a Trump-supporting bar near me with one of those TouchTune jukeboxes you can control remotely. Me and some other people started commandeering it with requests, but sadly a lot of picks were not available— namely Nazi Punks Fuck Off.

If this could make its way into the TouchTunes library, I would be soooooo happy.

plz. where is the shadow cabal of some other government to stop this shit. plz. it’s morons in charge rn there’s a huge blind spot open. plz take it.

Republicans are all brainwashed cultists or psychopaths and it’s rulings like this that prove it; not one votes for it? There’s no reason for that other than the descriptors I used.

Anyone proudly identifying as Republican deserves scrutiny and sideeye. They have no place in leadership.