Toyota Corolla is not “fine”, it’s a marvel of engineering, reaching levels of reliability and quality control previously unfathomable, the world’s best-selling car of all time, still going strong and still constantly improving after six decades.

But yes, Debian is the Toyota Corolla of Linux.

Not that I know of. (But if there is, I’d very much like to learn about that!)

It’ll just jab its fangs into your arm and feed off your blood.

Ah, OK, I know that Apple tries to sell people wireless headphones that need to be recharged, you’re perfectly right that this is ridiculous.

I’m with you here, I keep it all simple and connect headphones, earphones, mice, … with a cable and it all just works all the time. No batteries to recharge. No pairing to redo. I can’t even imagine how this could possibly fail.

battery

Why do your headphones have battery!?

Unexpected, I’ve never heard this joke before.

(translated)

Why? Don’t you trust us to read Attic Greek?

Like, which town?

The duel took place in the Kabukicho district of Shibuya Ward, according to the article.

I’ve read The Practice of Programming more times than I care to remember, so simple, so useful.

I don’t understand the point of sending the original e-mail.

There never was any point to it, it was done by an LLM, a computer program incapable of understanding. That’s why it was so infuriating.