Mobile phones and apps did it. They let boomers poke and swipe their way into platforms while taking a dump in a volume that Apple alone could never have managed.

Honestly: “Journalist discovers Apple product still functions properly after 10 years” sounds like a headline to me.

It’s not even about missing a piece anymore as much as wilfully holding it upside down.

Ah, the good ol’ “Why are they not doing anything about this”.