Just leave it. Let him rename freeways after his kids. Let him go as extreme as we can tolerate. We are learning to run and we have to trump a nice bruise so we learn to never trump again ever.

Sir, I’m gonna have to check your ropes for a sec…AHa! Hemp! I knew it! You’re gonna have to cone with me.

Gotta check if I’m still allowed to vote and if I’m still a citizen! How wonderful! What a great time to be alive!

If you try to add a room to your SanDiego bungalow from the 1920’s some history buff fucko will show up to your house and put a brand new hole in your wallet.

But if its the founding fathers historical house that everyone in the world knows the name of…nah, you go ahead. Wanna make it golden? No problem! Want a bigger pool? Sure go ahead.

Story of two classes. The ruling class can and will do as they please. The rest of us can only do a few things that are not restricted by law. The only good thing is we can still have sex…but only if the other person has the opposite sex and only if that was the original sex you both had. You can doggy. DP, threesome, orgy, bdsm gangbang…that’s for the ruling class.

He looks like Duggy Houser MD’s pissed off fat cousin who wants Duggy our of the inheritance now!

The [important person] of Texas fucked his sister and the TV has a recording of this but they don’t know how to erase it. It probably pops up when they turn on the TV.

That’s my my wild guess.

Ha! I totally missed it. Well no one would miss it. I just played music instead of news. So talk to the hand!

Hey! How about you all vote for president, then what I’ll do is I’ll collect 1000 votes and average out the result, then I promise to actually vote the way you 10 million voted!

Let’s call this an electoral college! I’ll be your representative elector okay coolio!

Go ahead vote for anyone! I’ll vote for the winner! I promise!

Raping, bombing. All good stuff per fox.