alaphic

I’m sorry, I just still don’t understand why anyone is allowing themselves to be intimidated by a dementia ridden, lame duck president (one who just so happens to bear the distinction of being the single least popular person to ever hold the office, btw) who notably was never able to win an election against another man…

plus more.

Like… what? You can’t just say that like that and then not at least characterize the ‘more’ in some fashion…

Maybe the internet truly is… No Country for Old Men…

… The Aristocrats!

(If anyone gets this reference I’ll be what scientists are calling “fucking surprised”)

ba dum tss

And only… checks calendar what, like 5 - 7 years after they were a thing? Great work guys, way to stay ahead of things

Ah, finally! A man after my own heart 🥲

If I had any say in it, this would be his default state and the penalties for altering it would be considerable

Also i dislike the implications and at what directions fun is beeing made.

… I’m sorry, but what in the actual incoherence is that even supposed to mean?

¿Por que no los dos?

If so, that only makes your comment all the more puzzling, honestly

Are you familiar with the term ‘tongue in cheek’? Or ‘hyperbole’? Cuz - I’m just sayin- I really doubt that even the yellow-est of rags would expect people to believe that we’re only a “bite my shiny metal ass” away from triggering a T2 style ‘Judgement Day’… I’d say it’s simply far more likely they were simply being facetious.

Now if it was NewsMax, on the other hand…

there are mechanical releases on the inside, but if you use them you risk breaking the windows

Wait, what? Sorry, I’m not fancy enough to have any experience with these things, so I’m struggling to picture how exactly this would work… lol