Except completely incompetent but somehow MORE successful than their fictional counterparts.

Turns out that Idiocracy was too OPTIMISTIC 😮‍💨

And we now go live to the DNC for their complete strategy for holding the American Fascist Party accountable:

Whereas TP USA is only producing more of it.

Well, not THAT shocked…

The head of AIPAC? She’d be more likely to spontaneously combust on a cold day in Antarctica.

That’s the seat Kat Abughazaleh (sp?) is running for

As if we didn’t already have plenty of reasons to support that badass!

Dems are going to pay more attention to primaries this time around

That’s almost impossible, given that the party leadership already fights every progressive primary candidate several times as hard as they do fascists, ancaps, and other Republicans.

In the good timeline, the headline is

Fox News Panel Unanimously Condemns Trump,

it’s from 2015, and it’s the last headline about him before he abandons his presidential ambitions and then dies from colon cancer, penniless and with his obituary being only an “in other news” on talk radio.

Of course they are. That’s how calendars work.

Nah, it was the driving while black and foreign born around bigots with unchecked power.