“Which is the giraffe?” “…Hold on, gimme a sec… Boy, this is not easy, huh?”

And yet, if theft stopped, prices wouldn’t go back down.

That’s the thing. They lost $9.2 billion, but they still turned a profit.

I fully believe he is a “student of history” because he never finished his education and is still technically a student.

I have to believe Jerry, the exec who’s bad at his job but the CEO likes him, has 16 strikes. One more strike, and the CEO will be forced to update the policy again.