Boomer Humor Doomergod

Everyone sucks in their own, terrible way.

No but now I’m definitely not going to get anything done this weekend.

I’d wait a half hour while playing Descent

BRB, headed to Sunbelt to rent some cones and a road painting kit.

I’ll finally get that bike lane!

It doesn’t matter what they say because I know they’re not gonna do it and make excuses.

But it’s not like I have anyone else I can vote for.

I’ve been on a Kitboga binge and the only thing that makes scam AIs better than flesh and blood scammers is that they won’t talk over you.

However, I don’t think I could get an AI to scream “DO NOT REDEEM!”