Why don’t the headlines include that this was his response to asking if Obama was right when he said aliens exist? It makes it so much funnier

Ngl, I had to use context clues to determine that paracetamol is acetaminophen. I don’t know what I thought paracetamol up to this point but that Ameribrain for ya

Security by obscurity

The comment section is wild. So many people thinking that the Japanese government is somehow late to the floppy free party. Clearly they have no idea how dire the IT infrastructure situation is for the most critical systems of the world’s major super powers

If you think the US government is floppy free, let alone capable of going floppy free in the next 5 years, I’ve got a bridge to sell ya