Shame me harder daddy

I want them to ban porn so I feel dirty when I watch it.

Make it the software that comes with the device. So Samsung can install some child protection app and we just uninstall it. Anything bad ever happens on a kids phone? Why did the parents uninstall it?

Make the parents take the responsibility.

Food, weapons and armour?

Is there anything a normal person can do to insulate against it to any degree?