The real life Trump wouldn’t know what the hell Moltbook even is, much less realize he’s apparently #1 there in karma and hawking crypto.

It’s wild that Minnesota State officials are getting their info from the news media instead of the federal government. It’s ass-backwards.

I’m getting too old for all of this lol

That’s a thiccc headphone jack size.

Probably drives a giant pickup truck that is spotless and has nothing in the truck bed all the time.

They cancelled Colbert. As a result, I have cancelled them.

There’s not enough room in this two-horse town for the both of us.

Hit 'em where it hurts, their pocketbook.