Well quite. They’ve had a lot of free time since the end of the inquisition and after they were done helping Nazis escape to South America.

Why Not The Onion? This is hardly unbelievable. Perv priests are the main pre-Trump-Epstein pedo cover-up.

In case you had any doubt what this whole Iran affair is really about…

Her replacement, the dumb hick Markwayne “my parents couldn’t choose a first name so they chose both” Mullin is equally appalling.

Fun fact: the last head of state who launched a war without rules of engagement was Adolf Hitler.

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that he would not consider me “an immigrant” because I’m from the west.

I’ve lived in 7 countries - and still living in a foreign country now - and I’ve heard the same thing from many locals in all the countries I’ve lived in.

It’s not because you’re from the West that you’d be an acceptable immigrant, it’s because you’re white. From the way you’re telling the same story I’ve heard a million times myself, I’m 99% certain you’re as white as I am.

You do realize not all Americans are assholes - and those who aren’t are the ones leaving - right?

They voted as a country. The country as an entity wanted Trump and it got him.

Only the losers in any election starts itemizing. I get it: Trump is about as legit as Hitler in terms of absolute percentage of people who voted for him vs. the entire pool of potential electors.

But that’s not how it works: he won as per the rules of the elections, and now he’s become the country’s choice and its problem.

the usa sinks faster with each good person leaving

They get what they voted for.

At least you can be certain the Americans who are disgusted enough with their country to make the non-trivial effort of uprooting themselves are good folks, and they’ll be a net positive for whichever new society they choose to become part of.

I don’t mind the director of the fucking FBI partying with the US hockey team.

What I do mind is the director of the fucking FBI partying with the US hockey team on the taxpayers’ dime.

He’s barely clever enough to be a puck: he’s the center of attention alright, but he’s dumb as, well, a lump of rubber, and he’s being pushed around by clever players.

You don’t like it, fine.

Now pay up, sucker!

Happy birthday Andrew!

The pedo inbred turns 66 today. Best present ever (for the rest of us).

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Meanwhile, the pedo-president is still free…

That’s how you wear down the population, to dissuade people from engaging in resistance. This is also the point of the violent ICE raids: breaking the social fabric to better control people.

So here’s the new way to help stranded motorists in the US: hold them at gun point, handcuff them to a tree, then fix their car.

As we all know, the worst of the worst tends to stop to help stranded motorists. It’s a well-documented criminal trait.