I don’t care about the fridge, someone save the Danzig bricks, the latest observation is just a small pile on the porch. No longer is it a bastion of evil, prominently displaying Danzig’s pact with the devil front and centre of the lawn!

Souvenir hunters is ruining it for everyone. I should go and steal a brick for myself before the thieving bastards make off with all of them, one by one.

Yo mama be screaming for you to get off the damn inter net while she’s on the phone with aunt Heidi, so it’ll it never reach attempt 5.

Do not tell yo mama that technically you never managed to get on to the “inter net”. Trust me on this one.

I did exactly this a while back. And as a self protection mechanism I’ve just completely written off Mozilla products as free falling in the enshittification process. I don’t care enough to be disappointed any more, it’s much nicer this way.