If you cannot stop the zanies, dish it yourself.
Bill introduced in Mississippi State Legislature to levy fines for ejaculation without intent for reproduction.
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So much onion eating here.
Onion eating? It’s a link to legislation.
Nom nom nom
I’d fuck the legislature
This was a sarcastic bill by a lawmaker in opposition to restricting abortion.
Yeah, it’s kind-of the onion in that it’s a satirical bill, presented to the House.
🎵 Every sperm is sacred… 🎵
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“Life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous, ongoing process.” - George Carlin.
(2) It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.
Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.
Not only was God pissed off with Onan, but now the State of Mississippi was weighing in.
keep in mind, that Onan, levirate marriages weren’t about love or anything like that.
Like most (all?) cultures at the time, women were property, and couldn’t own property.
Technically, Er’s firstborn son would have inherited everything and then “taken care of” everyone else. Or rather, Tamar, would, on the son’s behalf. but Er got smote by god for being a particular kind of dick before he had a first born son.
So in typical religious fruitcake fashion, instead of fixing the original problem- that Tamar had no way of inheriting anything or supporting her self- they decided the obvious solution was for the brother-in-law to get the widow pregnant.
of course Tamar was the same age as the third brother; who needed to grow up a bit before she could marry him… (ew, right?) so instead she gets sent back to her own family and- eventually- becomes a camp follower of Judah’s… and, ah. yeah.
BTW, masturbation is called Onanieren in German… a bit imprecise, biblically.
It’s also called that in Japanese. I guess they got it from German/Dutch.
discharge genetic material
Could you not argue that a woman is doing this every time she has her period?
I mean, if it was written well, it might say something like discharge reproductively viable genetic material. It looks like an unfertilised egg disintegrates before leaving the body, so isn’t viable.
‘Discharging genetic material’ on its own includes a nosebleed.
Also spitting, crying (tears), blowing your nose, pissing and taking a dump, losing hairs and dead skin cells,…
Oh shit you’re right. It just says genetic material. I was interpreting that as “reproductive material”. Which was giving them too much credit, because that’s not the same thing.
Since it was meant as satire, this might have been intentional
Since it was meant as satire
If it was satire, why is it in [email protected]?
It’s a real bill, but it’s not a serious bill.
Meanwhile, JD Vance fucked a couch…
Well hang on – we don’t know of that couch got pregnant or not!
