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FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Rectal Oxygenation Could Save Your Life One Day

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Rectal Oxygenation Could Save Your Life One Day

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FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Humans have lots of basic requirements that need to be met in order to stay alive. Food is a necessary one, though it’s possible to go without for great stretches of time. Water is more impor…
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    I showed my friends this and reminded them I have a DNR (do not resuscitate)

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      You need a DNAO (do not anally oxygenate)

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        Haha

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      Yeah if all it takes to keep me alive is a prostate massage, I’m taking that option.

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        Lol I’ve had a 5 hr NDE, it’s the opposite of scary out there. If I’m not back again on my own I’m not intending to come back. My friends do know to not do an autopsy and wait until I actually show signs of decomp before they cremate me tho, just in case I’m gone more than 5 hrs next time. I read some shaman was gone 2 weeks in his village and was pissed when he woke up in the charnel house 😂

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        The prostate massage or the DNR?

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          The prostate massage. Might as well have a good time on my way out.

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      This made me laugh harder than it should

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        Haahaha, yay 😂

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