Founding father Benjamin Franklin secured the alliance with France that led to victory in the Revolutionary War, negotiated the Treaty of Paris ending said war, signed the Declaration of Independence and the U.S Constitution, discovered that lightning was electrical, invented bifocal glasses, wrote the famous Poor Richard’s Almanac, and ran newspapers.
He also had some thoughts on farting.



Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
“Gentlemen, we must fart together–or else, we shall surely fart separately!”
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed