technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoBitcoin slips below $71,000 as Trump orders U.S. to join Iran in blockade of Strait of Hormuzwww.coindesk.comexternal-linkmessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1327arrow-down118file-text
arrow-up1309arrow-down1external-linkBitcoin slips below $71,000 as Trump orders U.S. to join Iran in blockade of Strait of Hormuzwww.coindesk.comtechnocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square52linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLemmyng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoTrump: Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades. So I blockaded your blockade so you can stop overseas trade while I crash the markets.
Trump: Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades.
So I blockaded your blockade so you can stop overseas trade while I crash the markets.
You beat me to it.