Deport them to another plane of existence. Think of it as expediting the Rapture, except after they’re gone there’s no Armageddon, just a big block party with tacos and beer for all.
Lets just give Texas to Mexico and Florida to Cuba. or Iran can take both as a deal for peace. Whoever will accept them really, we’re not picky at this point.
Counter-proposal:
Deport all xenophobes.
We don’t want them.
You created them, you can keep them.
Sincerely, the rest of the world.
Deport them to another plane of existence. Think of it as expediting the Rapture, except after they’re gone there’s no Armageddon, just a big block party with tacos and beer for all.
They can colonize the sea. 200 miles out ought to do.
Better proposal:
Kirk these bastards.
Lets just give Texas to Mexico and Florida to Cuba. or Iran can take both as a deal for peace. Whoever will accept them really, we’re not picky at this point.
Maybe if we call it a “free vacation” we can send them all to Israel?