Krauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comexternal-linkmessage-square58linkfedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1369arrow-down1external-linkFEMA disaster chief claims he is able to teleport and 'landed in a ditch'www.themirror.comKrauerking@lemy.lol to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square58linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareatzanteol@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up116·2 days ago Previously, he oddly claimed that he involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia that was 50 miles away. Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoBut this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoWe need to talk but he won’t let us.
minus-squareWesDym@mastodon.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days ago@atzanteol Yeah, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·2 days agoSure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
minus-squareHexadecimalSky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agohttps://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs
Umn… Aren’t blackouts like that typically a sign of alcoholism or other substance abuse?
Carbon monoxide leaks
But this handwriting doesn’t look like mine at all
We need to talk but he won’t let us.
@atzanteol Yeah, I don’t think it’s all that uncommon for bearded old guys in the South to find themselves at WH unexpectedly.
Sure that or quantum mastery, your view skews pessimistic.
https://youtube.com/shorts/B4APOBUpLAs