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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days ago

Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue.

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Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue.

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 days ago

Just a moment...

After some investigation, they determined dye had rubbed off his unwashed bedsheets.

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Thank God it was blue, if he was green he would have died

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