Despite a pledge from DNC Chair Ken Martin to release the post-election report, the committee announced Thursday it would not share it publicly.
Despite a pledge from DNC Chair Ken Martin to release the post-election report, the committee announced Thursday it would not share it publicly.
The report: “Moving further right and chasing mythical unicorn Republicans who would magically vote for a Democrat instead of actually giving voters what they want doesn’t work. Nor does supporting genocide without question.”
DNC: “…well we can’t print that now can we. It’s all our donors allow us to do. Get Cheney back on the line, we’ll trot her out again and just try harder to get Republicans to vote for us!”
Although if they wanted to get Republican votes, they could just start working for the working class instead of their billionaire donors. FDR won 4 times with insane margins.
That will never happen so long as billionaires exist, though.
depressingly plausible take.