I’m not a gambling man, but if I were to get into these absurd gambling apps, I’d put some money on him dying this term in his sleep on live television during daylight hours. That has to be so specific that it has a good payout.
If he dies in private, I guarantee they will do a Weekend at Bernie’s for as long as they can. The first damning clue will be seeing Melania more and she’ll actually be smiling.
I’m not a gambling man, but if I were to get into these absurd gambling apps, I’d put some money on him dying this term in his sleep on live television during daylight hours. That has to be so specific that it has a good payout.
If he dies in private, I guarantee they will do a Weekend at Bernie’s for as long as they can. The first damning clue will be seeing Melania more and she’ll actually be smiling.
That would be the absolute funniest option.
I’ve got my money on his legs exploding like microwaved sausages during the State of the Union. If I win, I’m set for life.