Hold the fuck up. Palm tree is best tree? Those giant phalaces? I’ve never been more triggered.

They provide zero shade.

Like two species rely on them for nutrients.

Their “wood” (if you can call it that) is functionally worthless.

The fronds aren’t compostable - literally no one wants them because they fuck up processing equipment.

They’re the worst tree in every definition of the word. What is wrong with you?

Absolute safest is a wipe but just powering off the phone means they won’t be able to access anything without a PIN (protected by the 5th amendment). There’s no laws against turning your phone off.